sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

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bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

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unclefather:

believeinnumbercity:

unclefather:

"i’ve never seen a diamond in the flesh"

alright, lorde never been to a kay jewelers or the jewelry counter at a macy’s

Probably not since she’s from New Zealand..

i don’t care what planet she’s from

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tyrror:

ruingaraf:

themarchrabbit:

Seriously, it kills me when I see people hold scientists up as pinnacles of logic and reason.

Because one time the professor I was interning for got punched in the face by another professor, because mine got the funding, and told the other professor his theory was stupid.

This same professor told me to throw rocks to scare the “stupid fucking crabs” into moving so we could count them properly.

SCIENCE

thank you

this is one of the best comments this post has recieved

I have witnessed:

Two professors hiding around a corner and snickering, “Shhh, here she comes!” While a female professor approached and, when she finally found them, she proceeded to scream while pointing from one to the other, “You! I called your office but you weren’t there! So I tried to call YOUR office to figure out where HE was but YOU weren’t there!”

Two grad students standing outside a closed and locked door yelling, “Come out of the damn office. You haven’t left for days. If you didn’t have a couch in there I’d be concerned as to where you were sleeping!”

A religious studies professor apologizing for being late to class because, “security stopped me because I’m dressed like a hobbit”

Watched a professor snort the results of my experiment to determine if I had the right final compound.

Two archeology professors toss priceless fossilized teeth back and forth in an attempt to figure out who is smarter by “guessing the type of tooth and species of animal before it lands”

Multiple fully degreed individuals throw dry ice at one another in an attempt to be first to use the lab/get that piece of equipment/or change the iPod song.

A genetics professor build furniture out of stacks of paper and planks of wood because she is that far behind in grading papers/responding. One of the impromptu furniture pieces housed a fish tank.

I could go on but I think that covers the larger portion of the insanity…

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bowtieswillfall:

my internet crashed, and this was the last post that showed up…

bowtieswillfall:

my internet crashed, and this was the last post that showed up…

(via wutwutginganinja)

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ichthyologee:

this is too real

ichthyologee:

this is too real

(Source: theonion, via wutwutginganinja)

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So, you don’t think that a woman should, uh, stay at home and, uh, cook for a man, maybe? (x)

(Source: buckysbarnes)

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floozys:

"hairless cats are disgusting!"

"hairy women are disgusting!" 

image

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